Also, props to the previous tenants who left me cold Coke in the fridge.
You sure aren’t perfect, but you’re all mine.
pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.
This is actually a really great studying playlist; you can find it under weekday evenings, “Studying (No Words)” on Songza. It’s a nice change from some of that pretentious classical music.
heartlessdena: p0ppin-tags: unimpressedcats: you gon eat that?  imma eat it anyway omg cats are the best thing ever
xtremecaffeine: snakesonajames: Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass. SCIENCE. …….Close enough The difference between Science and Engineering.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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